ABOUT MIRANDA AUSTIN

Miranda Austin is a writer, phone sex worker, graphic designer, bdsm enthusiast, and professional arts advocate. She has a couple of academic degrees, spends too much time at her computer, and lives with her husband, his weapons collection, and their brood of extremely dominant household animals.

Notes on Phone Sex

Maybe your lover is traveling on business. Maybe you met on the Internet, and he or she lives half a world away. Or maybe you just want to add sizzle to your sex life by calling your honey at work and getting him or her all hot and bothered. Phone Sex will help you turn that ordinary telephone on your nightstand into the supreme sex toy of your dreams.

In a time when the fear of sexually transmitted diseases is casting a shadow over more and more sexual encounters, this book guides readers through the ultimate in safe sex in this age of technology. Covering everything from "setting the scene" for your long distance erotic rendezvous, to learning how to whisper all those deliciously embarrassing dirty words to your faraway lover, Phone Sex is guaranteed to keep your dialing fingers busy for a very long time.

For those without willing partners, professional phone sex is terrific (and legal!) way of exploring and expressing your sexuality. Unfortunately phone sex stereotypes abound -- the housewife panting theatrically into the phone while she's doing the laundry, the rows of headset-wearing workers filing their nails and occasionally remembering to moan -- the list goes on. Even I originally expected it to be either absolutely sleazy or utterly boring. I never thought it could be sensual, exciting, funny, intelligent, and just plain hot.

If you've ever been intrigued by a magazine ad but were too paranoid to call, you're not alone. And if you've ever managed to get up the courage to actually dial the number only to panic and hang up when a voice answered the phone, you've got plenty of company. Phone Sex offers practical advice about how to choose the right kind of phone sex service, how to tell the phone sex operator what you really want, and how to get the most "bang for your buck." And since being submissive is one of the most common caller fantasies, I've included a special chapter on phone domination.

Although my clients have primarily been men, there's plenty inside for women, too. Have you ever wondered what secret fantasies your partner harbors? Phone Sex offers a voyeuristic peek into the fascinating world inside your lover's head. Even if you're a sexual sophisticate who has heard it all, you maybe be surprised what you find out.

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